tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25726015790334769552012-02-16T10:18:27.208-08:00Make your choice, adventurous stranger; <br> Strike the bell and bide the danger.<br> Or wonder till it drives you mad,<br> what would have followed if you had.<br>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-78472215451053731662008-09-08T22:20:00.001-07:002008-09-08T22:25:47.940-07:00Yeah, you heard it right. I love citrus, I adore citrus. When I get my PhD, I want it to be in citrus plants. <br /><br />But seriously, f*** grapefruit. Hard to eat, sour, tart, thick skin. Grapefruit can kiss my orange-loving butt. :-)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fuck_grapefruit.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fuck_grapefruit.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Courtesy of <a href="http://xkcd.com/388/">XKCD</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-7847221545105373166?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com45tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-26276745028618807702008-09-04T21:15:00.000-07:002008-09-04T21:31:40.555-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TBnQkwU38us/SMC0GMOrXgI/AAAAAAAAAE8/SzNZfH5mVyg/s1600-h/Superbad_Poster.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TBnQkwU38us/SMC0GMOrXgI/AAAAAAAAAE8/SzNZfH5mVyg/s400/Superbad_Poster.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242387984714259970" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbad_%28film%29">Superbad</a> is a weird, idiotic but intelligently written and very witty strange-fest. And it's a total riot! I loved it! Oddly, so did Mom?<br /><br /><br />Here are three awesome scenes from the film. Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Drawing Issue<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/61vNwgG8XrE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/61vNwgG8XrE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Tiramisu anyone?<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x_NMQ2mupPM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x_NMQ2mupPM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />McLovin<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uBSQabGk-wo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uBSQabGk-wo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-2627674502861880770?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-88610083182004572912008-08-27T21:20:00.000-07:002008-08-27T21:24:15.330-07:00You gotta see this. It's from an April 8th episode of the Daily Show, and I fell off the bed laughing so hard. It's amazing how well John Oliver keeps such a straight face while Jon Stewart is melting in peels of laughter right next to him. <br /> <br />Way to go Mr. Oliver! <br /> <br /><embed FlashVars='videoId=165516' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-8861008318200457291?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-39269721869836602422008-08-26T17:29:00.000-07:002008-08-26T17:31:14.214-07:00For the latest in up to the minute, action packed, and completely irrelevant news...stay with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Onion News Network</span>! Bringing you the best news nobody has to offer, 25 hours a day.<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/84818/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/NEW_DEMOGRAPHICS_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Latest%20Poll%20Reveals%20430%20New%20Demographics%20That%20Will%20Decide%20Election" height="355" width="400"></embed><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/latest_poll_reveals_430_new?utm_source=embedded_video">Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-3926972186983660242?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-61089046007201606032008-08-22T22:38:00.001-07:002008-08-22T22:38:59.419-07:00No more cords? Yes!!<br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/08/22/wireless.power.ap/index.html"><br />http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/08/22/wireless.power.ap/index.html</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-6108904600720160603?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-72861302462686452352008-08-22T22:00:00.001-07:002008-08-22T22:44:01.431-07:00For your film-watching pleasure, here is one of my favorite scenes from the best Western film ever produced: <br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">PER QUALCHE DOLLARO IN PIU (For a Few Dollars More)</span></span> <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TBnQkwU38us/SK-hmWlQvrI/AAAAAAAAAE0/vOgjPBAWfME/s1600-h/parable.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TBnQkwU38us/SK-hmWlQvrI/AAAAAAAAAE0/vOgjPBAWfME/s1600/parable.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237582571924143794" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />"We'll have all the money."<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o4x5eKI2HVA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o4x5eKI2HVA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-7286130246268645235?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-30429282660716490962008-08-19T22:33:00.000-07:002008-08-19T22:58:29.362-07:00<span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />The Humans are Dead!</span></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WGoi1MSGu64&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WGoi1MSGu64&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_AUP-XmaR5_s/SAfVET4i-NI/AAAAAAAAAME/wuvaGLOBRCg/s400/ubot-5-robot.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_AUP-XmaR5_s/SAfVET4i-NI/AAAAAAAAAME/wuvaGLOBRCg/s400/ubot-5-robot.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-3042928266071649096?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-18113714791254512802008-08-18T22:44:00.000-07:002008-08-18T22:46:30.580-07:00Just released, the fourth part of our inept hero's quest!<br /><br /><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:74b10f64-4b97-45cb-a4d2-64cccfef8291" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowFullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"></embed><div style='border-top:1px solid #343f43; padding:5px 0 7px 0; text-align:center; width:426px; background:#000; color:#fff; font: bold 10px verdana, sans-serif;'><a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.atom.com/i/universal/atom_20.jpg'></a> <a href='http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Videos</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/channels/category_cartoons/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Cartoons</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin-left:5px;'>More Video Clips</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-1811371479125451280?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-47336143570525170092008-08-18T17:40:00.000-07:002008-08-18T17:49:53.022-07:00I saw this one printed and hanging on someone's cubicle wall. I'm sure many of us can relate. :-)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TBnQkwU38us/SKoYL3lm7XI/AAAAAAAAACI/ckp5kKz_dGI/s1600-h/swing+development.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TBnQkwU38us/SKoYL3lm7XI/AAAAAAAAACI/ckp5kKz_dGI/s800/swing+development.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236024108950941042" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-4733614357052517009?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-29470773838460438672008-08-14T17:34:00.000-07:002008-08-18T23:15:06.530-07:00Darth Vader is feared throughout the Galaxy. But what could make <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Vader</span> sweat under the helmet?<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OiuxG_PQCoU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OiuxG_PQCoU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-2947077383846043867?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-86104250964575936652008-08-13T21:06:00.000-07:002008-08-18T18:28:08.560-07:00Peter Griffin plays Wheel of Fortune with typical idiotic results...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.guzer.com/videos/family_guy_wof.php"></a><table style="width: 140px; height: 130px;"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"><a href="http://www.guzer.com/videos/family_guy_wof.php"><img src="http://media1.guzer.com/videos/sfamily_guy_wof.jpg" align="left" border="0" height="130" width="140" /></a><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-8610425096457593665?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-62755833156444299302008-08-13T00:13:00.000-07:002008-08-18T19:32:12.503-07:00I usually find the Geico commercials strange and amusing at best.<br /><br />But THIS was unusual enough to make me both look at it as if I was being served fried chicken heads on a plate of rice, and laugh hard!<br /><br />Wait for the last line. It's just...weird!<br /><br />Mrs Butterworth in a GEICO commercial<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nl71J2q1kCE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nl71J2q1kCE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-6275583315644429930?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-30674429484349323132008-08-09T18:07:00.000-07:002008-08-18T18:31:11.856-07:00These cops ain't for da birds!<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ybVb3t560oY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ybVb3t560oY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-3067442948434932313?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2572601579033476955.post-12525569628080429572008-08-09T17:48:00.000-07:002008-08-18T18:34:06.410-07:00Hey everyone! Long time no blog!<br /><br />I haven't blogged since January, as I talk to everyone so much, and was too stressed to think of blogging back then, so I got out of the habit. But I'm back!<br /><br />So! As per everybody's advice, I've decided to post to this blog what I find on the Net! I agree that it would be easier to put it here and let everyone scroll through, than try repeatedly send it to everyone in their email.<br /><br />So! Check back daily or weekly for funny, cute, or weird stuff!<br /><br />Here we go!<br /><br /><b> The Legend of Neil</b><br /><br />(Rated PG-13 or R)<br /><br />The Legend of Neil - Part 1<br /><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:0168d1c1-249a-4a41-8bde-59f3ac99f53b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowFullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"></embed><div style='border-top:1px solid #343f43; padding:5px 0 7px 0; text-align:center; width:426px; background:#000; color:#fff; font: bold 10px verdana, sans-serif;'><a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.atom.com/i/universal/atom_20.jpg'></a> <a href='http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Videos</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/channels/category_cartoons/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Cartoons</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin-left:5px;'>More Video Clips</a></div><br /><br />The Legend of Neil - Part 2<br /><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:d0e70bb9-61bd-4990-a54a-a0146f15fa08" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowFullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"></embed><div style='border-top:1px solid #343f43; padding:5px 0 7px 0; text-align:center; width:426px; background:#000; color:#fff; font: bold 10px verdana, sans-serif;'><a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.atom.com/i/universal/atom_20.jpg'></a> <a href='http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Videos</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/channels/category_cartoons/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Cartoons</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin-left:5px;'>More Video Clips</a></div><br /><br />The Legend of Neil - Part 3<br /><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:327dffb4-0967-463f-9762-a97342549877" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowFullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"></embed><div style='border-top:1px solid #343f43; padding:5px 0 7px 0; text-align:center; width:426px; background:#000; color:#fff; font: bold 10px verdana, sans-serif;'><a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank'><img src='http://www.atom.com/i/universal/atom_20.jpg'></a> <a href='http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Videos</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/channels/category_cartoons/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin:0 5px;'>Funny Cartoons</a> | <a href='http://www.atom.com/' target='_blank' style='color:#c1ddf2; margin-left:5px;'>More Video Clips</a></div><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2572601579033476955-1252556962808042957?l=narnianforest.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01293547141548699666noreply@blogger.com0